Monday, February 18, 2008

Stealth Tactics

So for a teams class assignment, I had to research ninjas. Yes, that's right. I go to a school where I get to research ninjas. So here are some fun facts about ninjas, that I'm sure are all true.

Ninjas don't sweat, not even during ninja sex. Ever.

Bullets cannot kill a ninja.

Ninjas never wear headbands with the word "NINJA" printed on it.

Ninjas can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninjas invented the Internet. All of it.

Ninjas don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninjas always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. (good to know...)

Ninjas can crush golfballs with two fingers, any two fingers.

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